Cater to My EVIAN Addiction while YOU drink TAP!

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Two hundred dollars a month on EVIAN alone, pay it, SLAVE, while you drink icky tap water I drink imported French spring water with pretty pink labels! Yum yum! Pretty Girls like Me drink Pretty Pastel labeled Luxury Water, and slaves like you thirst for a drop and get NADA!

Even TWINKLE prefers it, especially out of a Waterford Lismore crystal goblet!